NJ WEEK 2: Drug Smuggling

Drug Smuggling (SCENE ONE)

1. ITALIANon Carlos is pleased you could all make it. Our different drug-smuggling schemes are taking a big hit. It's time to work together.

2. AFGHAN:The Taliban can agree with this - our plan to smuggle heroin inside hollowed-out onions has just been discovered.

3. LONDONER:Use your head bruv - onions izza non-starter. Customs know we use strong smelling items to put off dogs.

4. AFGHAN:Well Yes - I suppose.

5. MEXICAN:They just foiled our plans to smuggle Cartel coke to Spain.

6. LONDONER:That ain't surprisin' issit? Using hollowed-out skis is fine for smuggling to somewhere snowy, but Costa del Sol?

7. MEXICANi - you may have a point.

8. ITALIANniffer dogs found our last shipment to America straight away.

9. LONDONER:You shouldn't a used hollowed-out dog toys.

10. ITALIAN:Maybe. If you can see what we're doing wrong, what do we do to do it right?

11. LONDONER:Look, blood, it's easy innit. We just have to avoid anythin' that smells odd, looks like it might be disguised drugs or anythin' a dog'll play with.

12. AFGHAN:And that leaves us with..?

13. LONDONER:Boxes saying what drugs are actually in them. Cocaine, heroin, ampthetamines, whatever. Mark them clearly and customs won't get suspicious that they're really something different.

14. MEXICANnly a fool would try to ship clearly marked illegal drugs.

15. LONDONER:Exactly. An' customs know we ain't fools.

16. ALL TOGETHER:Ahhhhhh...

17. END (SCENE ONE)

Drug Smuggling (SCENE TWO)

18. FXAirport (customs-check area) ambient noises

19. CUSTOMSo Mr errr Carlos Smith, anything to declare?

20. MEXICAN:No - I am carrying nothing other than twenty boxes of heroin. It's all clearly marked.

21. CUSTOMSh so it is. Go on then and have a nice stay here. Next!

22. MARYIrish) Good mornin' officer.

23. CUSTOMS:What's your business here, Sister Mary?

24. MARY:I'm just bringing in these strongly-scented teddy bears for the children's orphanage.

25. CUSTOMS:Tsk tsk tsk. You disgust me.

26. FXThe snap of a rubber glove being put on

27. CUSTOMS:Bend over.

28. END

I like this one. Especially the hollowed out dog toys.

Although, not sure this sketch needs the second scene.

I didn't get the story

Also where as I liked the dog toy story, I really didn't get the sketch.
It felt like the same not especially strong joke, repeated over and over.