We've been trying to get a circle of salt and a team in Bolton, and we've got a petition going, and would really appreciate your support! It only takes 3 weeks and could change the local area and UK fat men who like wearing nappies in general and touching the buttocks of other like minded tubsters! Thanks!
Link:
https://www.change.org/en-GB/petitions/maaaaaan/yo/big/phat/ass/is/mahhooooooosive/init?
Is it true you're only supporting this job, as you've promised the bum wiping job for those Sumotori too big bummed to wipe their own.
It's a conspiracy, a conspiracy.
And you're the spider at the heart of it.
Prepare to face the flip flop of jutice.
i like big butts and I can not lie
Here I am in my last bowt(bought? boutt?!)
i lost
he sat on my face and farted violently
or 'Sitty facey' as the move is known in the biz
You didn't reach his tits. 
'touchy titty' ??
very dificult move..
i usually go for 'punchy in bollocky'