Jimmy Saviles guide to childcare
Oh....hang on..
Scrap that.
Books that never made it Page 2
Quote: lofthouse @ 30th March 2014, 4:48 PM BST1985
A novel about vampires where they're actually ugly murderous undead carrion that feed off the living and cause pain, misery and suffering wherever they go.
'I'm an 80 year old man who stalks 15 year old girls so I can cut their throats open'. How romantic. <3 
Quote: William Purry @ 30th March 2014, 5:18 PM BST
Nice one.........
'To Swill a Blocking Turd'
T.V.'s jovial builder, Tommy Walsh, with his essential guide to plumbing for all budding DIY'ers.
Ghost written by Loo Radley.