Give us a poo
Team captains Lionel Blair and Una Stubbs have to make stool before the timer runs out
Worst idea for a game show Page 3
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 24th March 2014, 5:37 PM GMTLonely Disconnect - BCG forum members enjoy an angry drunken cry wank over Victoria Coren's fat baps.
You forgot to mention that fabulous arse. 
(David Mitchell - the lucky bastard)
Quote: lofthouse @ 24th March 2014, 6:04 PM GMTName that poon
Contestants have to identify well known celebrities from mugshots of their vaginas
Bobs Full Spouse
Contestants have to force feed Mrs Monkhouse until she vomits and poo's her knickers
Exhume 101
Contestants are given a shovel and a map of local cemeteries, the first one with 101 skulls is the weeks champion.
Sweat the Small Chuff- Female dwarfs are raced eight times around Noel Edmunds ego. Winner is the largest vaginal deposit on the drip tray.
Quote: roscoff @ 24th March 2014, 7:48 PM GMTSweat the Small Chuff- Female dwarfs are raced eight times around Noel Edmunds ego. Winner is the largest vaginal deposit on the drip tray.
And I thought my mind was filthy weird. 
You win 
...........for now Give me time to sink even further into my abyss of disgusting thoughts. 
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 24th March 2014, 8:06 PM GMTYou win
I think you're all one step away from Rapetty Rape. Where are the bloody feminists when I need them?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 24th March 2014, 8:18 PM GMTI think you're all one step away from Rapetty Rape. Where are the bloody feminists when I need them?
Here's one.........
Masterchuff
Last year's winner:-
I think we maybe getting close to that invisible line of good taste.
A question of port.
Quiz entirely about fortified wines and places to leave your ship.
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F**king terrible !
Name That Poon
Tribute show where contestants dress as a baby and try to emulate Freddie Sales.
( Peg eight if you know what I'm talking about! )
Dill or No Dill
Contestants must guess how much of the versatile herb they have in their box. The loser goes home with some fennel or caraway, or summat like that.
Occasionally, a banker calls-in to say he's not interested in making any bid for the contestant's box, because he "doesn't like dill, and buying en empty box would be pointless".
Noel Edmonds hosts.
Quote: sootyj @ 24th March 2014, 9:25 PM GMTI think we maybe getting close to that invisible line of good taste.
Spoilsport..........
Have I Got Mews For You
Contestants have to judge which is the cutest little kitten.
I have some titles, but haven't got further than that:
Name That Nonce
Who Wants to be a Milliner?
The Price is Death
Chocacock!
Keeping this side of the "invisible line of good taste."
Name That Dune
Contestants have to work out what desert a photo of pile of sand comes from.