British Comedy Guide

Worst idea for a game show

Call my Puff

Contestants verbally abuse a homosexual. Winner is the first one to make him cry.

Shooting Stars

Armed contestants track down and murder B listers in a deserted forest

Are you harder than a 10 year old

Grown men beat up small children to win prizes

The Rice is right

Contestants have to count how many grains of rice there are in a massive glass jar

Take Your Kick

Des O'Connor kicks pensioners up the arse - the last one to start crying wins

Family Fart-tunes

Self explanatory

The Price is Wright
Sex swap shenanigans as reality TV star Katie Price is transformed into reality TV star Mark Wright

Shitting point

The contestants are stuffed with food until the first one blather themselves.

A Question of Sport

A game show that goes on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on and on until someone cracks and kicks the living crap out of Sue Barker.

Oh. Wait. That's been done already.

Celebrity Noose. Contestants are hung until dead unless they can guess Keith Lemons inside leg measurement. Actually I'd watch that.

F**ky Ladders

Four young studs take turns to see how many times they can shag the hostess.

The last one left standing wins the star prize which is to bum the compere Bendy Lennett.

County Down

Irish simpletons try to spell words of more than three letters

Crystal Meth maze

Teams of drug addicts take part in moronic tasks in return for free drugs

University Bellend. It's basically just the same show.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/22197/

Quote: sootyj @ 23rd March 2014, 10:45 PM GMT

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Lofty even posted in that thread. Laughing out loud

Win Lose or Drawn and Quartered
Can you do better than William Wallace

Tape Your Prick

Four groups of four have their bell ends gaffer taped and made to drink as much lager as they can. The last one in each group to finish up squirming on the floor goes forward to the final, which is to piss over a prostrated face up Piers Morgan, and then the last one to still be pissing gets the star prize of a pair of hobnail boots with which to kick the shit out of him.

Cash Cop!

Out of nowhere you are pulled into a police cruiser by a team of armed cops. You have ten minutes to answer all of their questions or you will have to spend a night in the cells with our celebrity cohost Bubba.

Just a minute
People with premature ejaculation, have just a minute to spill the beans

University challenged
Quiz for thick students

Ex-Poly Challenge

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