British Comedy Guide

Pick uppa da trash

Thought you might like to see my recent "Hit" from Newsrevue.

To the tune of "Shaddappa your face."

PICK UPPA DA TRASH - SILVIO BERLUSCONI
(By Dave Chapman & Joe Dulce)

When I was President aged about 68
Girlsa used to come and stay arounda late
Bunga bunga parties, dancing naked ona stage
Never askeda their age.

And so what's wrong with that eh?
They can't resist my charms
I'm such a horny guy hey
They just fall into my arms
I'm just so wonderful, so irresistible
I'm a macho man

Wassa matter you? Hey.
Gotta no respect, the Judge said you gotta pay hey
We got you after all
It's all that you deserve for fiddling the cash ah
Pick uppa da trash

Soona come a day gotta mow somebody's grass
Make some patient's bed and wipe somebody's ass
Pick up after the dogs, put cream on somebody's rash
And pick uppa da trash

Cos the Judge say

Wassa matter you? Hey.
Gotta no respect, the law says you gotta pay hey
We got you after all
It's all you deserve for fiddling the cash ah
Pick uppa da trash

Good work, Chappers!

Nice juxtaposition Chappers.

Good 'un!

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