INT. BARN.
WORZEL GUMMIDGE IS SEARCHING THROUGH A PILE OF DIFFERENT HEADS IN A BARN.
WORZEL: Happy face. Nope! Anxious face. Nope! Chuffed face. Nope! I'm getting nowhere with this... AHA! This is what I wanted.
WORZEL TAKES A HUMUNGOUS HARDENED STRAW PENIS FROM BEHIND SOME HEADS AND ATTACHES IT TO HIS GROIN.
WORZEL: Aunt Sally will love this.
WORZEL THEN PROCEEDS TO SCRATCH HIS NOSE WITH HIS HUMONGOUS PENIS.