2525 - Cyber-Moyes

<I will submit this to another competition>

Mods can delete this thread if they like. Or, if Ben wants to remove the reply (thanks, by the way!), then I can delete it myself.

There's too much swearing in it for BBC Radio. Plus the David Moyes stuff is probably a bit too topical for the show's brief. It could, however, work for something like NewsRevue.