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What is hell like

I need to know as I think I am off there.

It's very warm. A bit like Spain in the summer. Should be good fun. Property prices are still low.

Actually, if you check multimap.com, you'll find it 4 miles south of Anderson on i36. It's about 60 miles west of Detroit.

Woo!
I will google map it. That multi map hurts my head.
So I can throw out all my Jeans. Yey!

I think that it's described more like being alone forever, rather than the popular image of a Hieronymus Bosch inferno.

Sartre pictured it as being trapped in a room with his friends forever. Choose better friends then, Jean-Paul. The way I see it, at least if your friends are there, you can always blame them.

Don't you mean "Flame them"? ;) I'm here all weak!

Quote: Leevil @ September 3, 2007, 6:46 PM

Don't you mean "Flame them"? ;)

Laughing out loud

it's alot like burnley, apparently. But without the real ale.

It's probably personal to the individual soul. Mine would be being stuck in a lift with a bunch of pissed up scousers, not that i've got anything against lifts you understand.

It will have everything you want - but just out of reach!!!

Ha ha ha!!!

I would imagine it can't any be worse than sitting through three hours of Outnumbered.

Dante said that hell has nine circles so I assume its like those bits inbetween BBC 1 programmes.

Dante was but a grain of sand with an imagination--just like us all.

This here human mortal condition is hell.

Bliss gets boring every once in a cosmic while. And then here we are (or in some other temporary existence--there must be an infinite variety).

Get it while you can, mutherf**kers, coz you can't get this stuff at Home.

Thus speaketh the Skibbeth of Skubbeth.

How's the samaritan work going Skib?

My Mummy told me it is where all the masturbators go.
I am quite looking forward to it now. I have even packed.

Quote: Charley @ September 3, 2007, 11:56 PM

My Mummy told me it is where all the masturbators go.
I am quite looking forward to it now. I have even packed.

I'm cumming too!

I think it's like Skegness...

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