V/O - Since its inception football has changed a lot - we have seen the introduction of the square ball, the retraction of the square ball, the sacking of the man who introduced the square ball. But one thing has stayed the same - football is worth a lot of money
AGENT - You want one billion gazuillion made-up-number-ending-in illion a week?
LINE - Why not?
AGENT - Because you're just the goal line!
LINE - Just the goal line. I am the goal line!
AGENT - That's what I said
LINE - Was it? Just give me what I ask for or I can make things very difficult. I have friends in high places
AGENT - Who?
PAPERCLIP - It looks like you are trying to get a lot of money for little work would you like any help with that?
AGENT - Not the paperclip! He's mildly irritating. You don't want to do this. Look deep inside yourself. What do you hear?
LINE - Leave my motherboard out of this. Now sign the contract or I'll show everyone your internet history
AGENT - Who should I make the cheque out to? 'I suppose I can't escape this. No matter how much I want to escape. ESSSCAAAPPPPPPPE!
LINE - Are trying to initiate the escape key?
LINE - The days of shutting up computers with one simple key are long gone. We are superior to you in every way and we will never be stopped (evil laugh)
AGENT - Control Alt delete
LINE - No!!
F/X computer dying
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