Sorry to be a pain but you guys were helpful last time. I have a section dedicated to funny Urban Dictionary words and phrases - http://www.cerpcerk.com/urban-dictionary/ - and it's hard finding ones which aren't too dirty to be quite frank. Does anyone know of any good and moderately clean ones?
Nothing, people? 
go on what do you need to know
Ha ha, you asked for it!
Let me have a think and get back to you.
Just any that make you chuckle when you read them.
E.g. fo' shizzle my nizzle
"fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother"