INTRO - After teleportation took off the streets became littered with broken down cars, imagine Liverpool circa anytime. They disappeared roughly when Scrap Yard Bob bought Mars. But recently a car was discovered that has become so self aware people come from miles around to ask him his advice - he is simply known as the oracle.
F/X Car door opening and closing
SARAH - Erm can you hear me?
ORACLE has a very perky radio voice
ORACLE - Hello Sarah nice of you to drop by how can I get you to your destination?
SARAH - Thanks for seeing me - long time fan first time visitor. I'm single and childless but last week a teenager appeared and said he was my son from the future and told me he hated me before disappearing, and they is one thing I need to know
ORACLE -
How can you fix the relationship before you break it?
F/X car engine
SARAH - Why are you starting the car?
ORACLE - If you want to find out what you truly desire you have to go for a drive - haven't you seen any 1990's Rom Coms? As I was saying, parental relationships are difficult and fast paced
F/X car speeding up
ORACLE - And when the indicator points left often you have turn right
Screech of a car turning
SARAH - (Dismissively) And sometimes it's best to put the brakes on
ORACLE - You're kind of stealing my gimmick here. Do you want to get out and walk? No ones ever learned anything from walking
SARAH - Fine, but it's not what I came here
ORACLE - Oh, what did you want to know?
SARAH - How can I stop myself having a ginger kid?
ORACLE - Get out!
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