To have a number one song before I die, or a top rated TV series, or a best selling novel. If those flying pigs would get out of my way I would have a much clearer view of the way forward.
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You could have a top rated TV series, have the theme tune get to number one and then write a book about it.
Quote: Leevil @ September 4, 2007, 1:07 PMYou could have a top TV series, have the theme tune get to number one then write a book about it.
Isn't that the career of Dennis Waterman?
Dennis who?
Well, I have written the theme tune for my entry to Red Planet, just in case (pauses to laugh hysterically) I get anywhere with it.
Loopey writes and sings the feem toon, doo, doo, doo, do...
I didn't say anything about singing...
I'm sure you have a Charlotte Churchesque voice Loopey, after a few bottles of white lightning.
Probably more Ian Drury. (Not sure if I got the name right, he of the rhythm stick).
Hit me, hit me, hit me with your rhythm stick!
I have no idea who you mean?
Hit me with your rhythm stick,
It's nice to be a lunatic
Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!
Didn't he also sing a spastic song or something?
Ian Dury is a music legend. Sadly no longer with us.
to have a massive speedboat full of whores.
and my wife to chuckle quietly at my harmless eccentricity.
Zoo has an agent, who? Good for you.