Pretty difficult to call it really.
I liked playfuls joke about Yakusa rolling down his sleeve at the mention of kennedy. But I personally preferred Gappy because of the joke: 'not much of a gift, think I'd prefer vouchers!' and also 'can't get justicer than that', So gonna have to go for Gappy.
Gappy by a nose.. (though I think he could have left out the final 4 lines). Playfull gets an honourable mention, and not just because he/she voted for me - honest.
Very tight finish between Gappy and Playfull. Playfull's is both clever and funny, but Gappy manages to propel himself to the front with his amusing turns of phrase. So it's Gappy for me.
Gappy for me!
Mr Darkly - very short but funny!