The (completely made up) News Thread Page 2

Rubbish it doesn't have Miranda Hart in it.

All ties with Scotland have been cut. It was last seen drifting aimlessly in the North Sea towards Norway.

Quote: Tuumble @ 22nd January 2014, 2:08 PM GMT

All ties with Scotland have been cut. It was last seen drifting aimlessly in the North Sea towards Norway.

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I hope Andy Murray can find it now that he has to go home.

BREAKING NEWS.... Justin bieber has been pulled over for Drag racing. He was doing quite well until his high heels fell off.

This just in... A woman in Yorkshire who had a boob job last comic relief is having them removed due to a constant honking noise. Doctors suspect they might be silly-clown implants.

In sports this week, no one gave a shit what team won in whatever sporting event we're supposed to be covering.

And here's Tom with the weather

"FUUUUUUUUCKKKKIIIIIIINNNNNNRRAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNNNN"

Thanks Tom

The met office has released a severe weather warning for Lofty's cock

viewers are advised to lock up their tea towels

A whole website of completely made up News.

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/01/22/bayeux-tapestry-contains-worlds-first-photobomb/?utm_content=buffere89a9&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer

Includes a special one for Lofty.

http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=71076

In surprising news today it was announced that Justin Bieber had not been arrested...

http://www.foxnews.com/

Quote: Raymond Terrific @ 2nd February 2014, 6:41 PM GMT

http://www.foxnews.com/

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*high five*

Ain't that the truth

Lying, bullshitting American shitheads