INT. MARTHA AND JOE'S BEDROOM - NIGHT
MARTHA
Did you get me the prezzie I
wanted?
JOE
What did you say, Dear?
MARTHA
I said, DID YOU GET ME MY PREZZIE
THAT I WANTED?
JOE
Yes, dear you don't have to shout!.
Do you want it now?
MARTHA
Oh, go on then.
Joe exits the bedroom. Martha excitedly readys her CD player.
JOE (OS)
Are you ready, dear?
MARTHA
yes!
Joe enters dressed like harry potter with his erect penis in his hand.
MARTHA
(BEMUSED)
What the bloody hell you doin!?
JOE
It's what you wanted?
MARTHA
NO! I said,"I wouldn't mind a ONE DIRECTION
for my birthday!
awarkward silence.
THE END