Erotic Kitchen Design Grimsby

Sootyj industries have just got their sticky fingers on some very sticky, used kitchen units.
These slightly, used kitchen units have been used in the Scandinavian cookery, porn film industry.
And are made from only the finest, stripped pine, Norwegian wood and deep sinks, suitable for multiple dishes to get soaked.
You can use the kitchen featured in, Nigella's tight, Great British Wank Off featuring Paul Gotwood and Mary Cherry or even Huge Fearnley HairyBalls in River Cottaging Extreme.
Just leave 500 quid in used 20s in the Disabled Bogs at Hull Paragon Station.
And you'll probably get a kitchen or a photo of one.

Fnar.

Ohh,

I do like a good erotic fitted kitchen. My favourite thing is to rummage around in the drawers and then have a play around in the Smeg.

WARNING -

Please do not buy a kitchen from sootyj industries. I paid nearly £30 for an ex BBC 'showroom condition' kitchen only to find it was still infested with an Antony Worrall Thompson. Despite repeated attempts at contacting them sootyj's did not return my calls or offer any explanation. In the end I had to give the sad faced, Tescophile, ex celebrity the bus fare home to Henley, out of my own pocket (just to get rid of the cat hairs). Having first made him promise of course, not to waste it on Tory party donations.

Be warned!

That wasnt one of my kitchens, it was a cardboard box abandoned outside Tesco.
AWT usually crawls into them looking for cheese or a warm place to sleep.
You'll be hearing from my lawyer.

Look here Mr so called sootyj I bought that box in good...hang on there is someone at the door...

A bloody writ! I am guessing it is from sootyj as it is written

Crease & De Cyst...

Crease & De Cyst...

Quote: sootyj @ 17th January 2014, 11:17 AM GMT

Sootyj industries have just got their sticky fingers on some very sticky, used kitchen units.
These slightly, used kitchen units have been used in the Scandinavian cookery, porn film industry.
And are made from only the finest, stripped pine, Norwegian wood and deep sinks, suitable for multiple dishes to get soaked.
You can use the kitchen featured in, Nigella's tight, Great British Wank Off featuring Paul Gotwood and Mary Cherry or even Huge Fearnley HairyBalls in River Cottaging Extreme.
Just leave 500 quid in used 20s in the Disabled Bogs at Hull Paragon Station.
And you'll probably get a kitchen or a photo of one.

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I'll have one as long as there's a perfect imprint of Nigella's baps in the flour.

Righto chief, adds 2 water melons and a bag of flour to shopping list..

Quote: sootyj @ 17th January 2014, 4:11 PM GMT

Righto chief, adds 2 water melons and a bag of flour to shopping list..

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If you can't find any flour you could always find another white substance that she presumably uses, and make sure you don't over thud the melons into it.

I think you're not really interested in buying a kitchen at all.

Can you pull out my pantry and lift my hood? I've only got one working ring at the back of my Bush but I'm still able to put a bun in the oven.

I've been to Grimsby

The chippys sell fish as big as canoes