Tomboy Tarts
Friday 24th January 2014 3:15am [Edited]
Singapore
49 posts
Dear Mr Sam Williams,
This is from a script you are about to never write. We appreciate that you are in the midst of thinking of creating us.
The fact that you have thought about the kinds of comedy you like and want to perhaps emulate in your own words brings tears to our eyes. We're deeply honoured that you think of us lowly paper-based products with such admiration.
We are also excited that you are thinking of bringing in a partner to add a new dimension to your story.
However, we are confused. We are sensing that while you are ready to get a co-writer to help you plough through the swampy experience of scritpwriting, we are feeling that your heart isn't really into it.
Hence we recommend a couple of things to get you started.
1. Sit down in a room for one hour and do nothing. Absolutely nothing. You must not move from your sitting place and if you can stare into outer space. Your mind will go so crazy at this point that it will be wanting to write a script so badly you'd kill yourself and NOT leave a suicide note if you didn't.
2. Treat yourself as a co-writer. After writing a scene, pretend you're the co-writer before you ask for one because co-writing is like marriage. Things can turn pretty sour if either party isn't being honest, communicating with each other, taking out the garbage or doing the dishes when they're supposed to.
3. Caffeine. It's your best friend. Energy drinks are great too but only sparingly as they've been known to kill people.
4. A journal. Write 24-7. Hey! Lena Dunham from 'Girls' does it. Mindy Kaling does it. They write everywhere. If you'd like bring a can of spray paint with you. Just write.
5. Doodle. It helps.
6. Exercise and do silly cartwheels. It helps.
So in essence, we're saying write a concept/treatment or a draft script first before you bring anyone else into the fold otherwise it's like looking for a genie but you didn't bring the bottle.
We hope you get to writing us soon. Our existence depends on you. Looking forward to appearing on your Word document soon.
Wishing you all the words in the world.
A Script