BSG Sketch Comp Page 2

BLACK SCREEN

DAVE: 'ello?

TONY: Who's that?

DAVE: It's Dave, who are you?

TONY: My name is Tony.

DAVE: Where are we?

TONY: I don't know?

DAVE: Did you heart that?!

TONY: No, what?!

A DOOR OPENS TO FILL THE ROOM WITH LIGHT AND DAVE IS REVEALED TO BE SAT THERE ON HIS OWN WITH A PUPPET ON HIS HAND. JOHN WALKS IN THROUGH THE DOOR.

JOHN: Dave mate, what you doing?

DAVE: I err..err...

JOHN: Don't play "Where am I?" without me!

JOHN CLOSES THE DOOR, SHUTTING OUT THE LIGHT.

JOHN: So where are we?

DAVE: We ain't figured that out yet.

END

INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT

A COUPLE ARE IN BED TOGETHER UNDER THE DUVET.

GUY
Why does it always have to be in the dark?

THE GUY SWITCHES ON HIS BEDSIDE LIGHT.

A BLOW-UP DOLL IS NEXT TO THE GUY, MOUTH OPEN.

GUY
Oh yeah!

THE GUY KISSES THE BLOW-UP DOLL ON THE CHEEK.

GUY
Glad I mended your puncture. You were a real let down last night!

THE GUY TURNS OFF THE LIGHT. THERE’S A SLAPPING SOUND.

GUY
Reckon I deserved that!

It Could Happen to You.

"A young girl is walking home along a road. It’s night-time and it’s raining. A car pulls up ahead of her. She opens the door and the driver looks friendly, so she gets in. Her wet clothes dull the leather of the passenger seat and the driver frowns. She says, ‘Thanks for giving me a lift home’ and he says ‘You’re lucky.’ She says, ‘Why?’ and he says, ‘You were polite. The last person I gave a lift to was not so polite, so I had to kill them,’ and she laughs. He says, ‘No seriously, their body’s still in the boot.’ And this time she doesn’t laugh, but he smiles and they spend the remainder of the drive home in silence. When he pulls up to her house she says, ‘Cheers dad, try not to be so late picking me up from hockey next time,’ and waves him goodbye."

Edited due to the rare occasion when Charley is a moron.

*Stands in the corner with her dunce cap on*

NIGHT

I got confused. I thought this was one o your bonus threads Lee. I must have skipped straight to page 2. Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I only did and by the looks of it, will ever do, one bonus thread.

Right I'm closing the comp (and my pants). Let's have those votes in up till midnight Monday.
Thanks for participating, best of luck to all.

Jude!! Jude!! Jude did a joke!!!

My vote is for Steven

Timothy. Or Baumski. No - Timothy.

Batman does it for me - the sketch, not the character - obviously.

It's Steven, Leevil or Jude...

So OK ... LEEVIL

Timothy Marshal-Nichols

Vote: Leevil