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Thanks Japi and Funy, more food for thought :)

Quote: stonked @ 24th December 2013, 9:44 AM GMT

Thanks Japi and Funy, more food for thought :)

Also, I missed the worming joke as a wormhole joke because the 'thick' one was saying it in regards to a tiny bison... if you have the shop keeper try and sell it as an extra... you can have him ask "how big are the worms?!" and then "Well, they get bigger." and such things. Or maybe he brings it back as a wormhole and says its got worms... and such things. There's a lot of potential. :)

Sorry to bump an old one, but great idea for a sketch.

There is so much more geekery that could be got out of the concept though.

I really like the de-wormhole tablets.

Some of my idea's:

Cust: So, does the higgs bison need to roam or graze?
Asst: Don't worry about that, it comes with it's own field

Cust: Bit worried, I already own a pekenese Quark.
Asst: Don't worry, they will hardly interact.

Cust: Seems a bit unusual should I be concerned?
Asst: [shocked] Cerned?!?! Heavens no, but if a bloke called Brian contacts you tell him to wonder somewhere else, the smug northern hippy.

Cust: Do they create any mess?
Asst: no, but they do create a bit of mass

Quote: danphobic @ 15th January 2014, 4:51 PM GMT

Cust: Bit worried, I already own a pekenese Quark.
Asst: Don't worry, they will hardly interact.

hehe.

Thanks for the input, chaps.

The more the merrier.

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