MOSES IS ON MOUNT SINAI WATCHING AS GOD HIDDEN IN A VAST CLOUD WRITES DOWN THE 10 COMMANDMENTS WITH LIGHTNING
GOD
...though shalt not steal, honour thy father and they mother that the days of your life be fruitful, though shalt not break wind....
MOSES
Woe there chief, what's that about farting.
GOD
Though shalt not do it, it is an abomination unto me.
MOSES
Well it,s a little impractical, can't we fart ever.
GOD
No
MOSES
But we live 3 score years and ten, no one can hold it that long, besides whats so bad about farting.
GOD
I am omnipresent and omnisient, I am every where all of the time sensing everything. Including the million of you humans who seem to be farting at any one second.
MOSES
That would be an omnipotent whiff, look mate you designed our colons, buttocks and ani so if you ban farting, wouldn't that....
GOD
Disprove the perfection of my creation and thus my existence. You win I'll just have to febreeze the planet, now I need to ban one more thing keep it a nice round number 10. I ban adultery.
MOSES
Gayness still good.
GOD
Yes.
MOSES RUNS TO THE EDGE OF THE MOUNTAIN
MOSES
Oi Miriam facking do one, we're living in sin. Solomon I'll be down for breakfast get the fry up on.
GOD
Bacon is also an abomination unto me.
MOSES
Oh God you c**t.