RULES:
1. Take the script from the latest posting, add a few relevant lines
and re post it.
2. Edit any existing lines only if absolutely necessary to make it consistent.
3. If you don't like what the recent poster(s) have added, take an earlier version and branch from there by modifying that instead.
4. Have Fun. 
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THE BCG CHRISTMAS STORY:
EXT -- Roof of 51 Station Row -- Night
It is a dark and stormy night. Snow swirls around the chimney pots.
FATHER XMAS (A white bearded man in a red cloak) is gripping tightly to
a chimney to avoid being blown away.
FATHER XMAS
F**K... A blackbird has built a smelly nest on this chimney..
(muttering) Where is the pesky lever? . This isn't one of those
old-fashioned, unfriendly houses is it?
Aha There it is!
We see that the chimney stack has a large lever on one side of it.
FATHER XMAS pulls hard on the lever and the whole chimney stack
tilts on hinges out of the way, revealing a large hole with an
iron-rung ladder built into the side.
FATHER XMAS pulls an aerosol can from his pocket and we see the
label "Instant SOOT Fixer". He sprays some down the chimney hole
and then gets in and starts to climb down.
INT -- Alice's Bedroom in 51 Station Row.. -- NIGHT
ALICE (pretty dark haired girl) is asleep in her bed.
