Katie Price was apparently panicking that her latest baby arrived two weeks early.
OK and Hello where both already tied up on photo-shoots.
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Apparently new born babies poo 10 times per day
Alot of shite if you ask me
Quote: Craig H @ 5th August 2014, 8:41 AM BSTApparently new born babies poo 10 times per day
Alot of shite if you ask me
Where does a fascistic Russian take a shit? Pooh tin.
The judge in the Bernie Eccleston trial has homes in New York, Beverley Hills and Monaco.
Now.
If Bernie bribes judges to get off the hook for bribery
I'm bloody glad I'm not trying him for rape.
Quote: sootyj @ 6th August 2014, 11:43 AM BSTIf Bernie bribes judges to get off the hook for bribery
I'm bloody glad I'm not trying him for rape.
What's the difference between Beyoncé's pride and Jay Z's jizz? Beyoncé might swallow her pride.
Quote: sootyj @ 6th August 2014, 11:43 AM BSTIf Bernie bribes judges to get off the hook for bribery
I'm bloody glad I'm not trying him for rape.
That's really nice. I was struck by how weird this trial is, but couldn't think of anything snappy about it (I'm terrible at topical jokes), but this is very good.
I had a job at a condom factory until there was a breach.
Whenever me and the wife watch a film, I can always tell if it's going to be shit.
She's picked it.
Quote: Nick81 @ 6th August 2014, 3:22 PM BSTWhenever me and the wife watch a film, I can always tell if it's going to be shit.
She's picked it.
used that one before..always a winner
You never know who your friends are. Unless you're on Facebook, there's a list.
I asked my photographer mate if he had any dirty pictures I could look at.
He said "I've got some good nudes and some bad nudes. Which do you want first?"
Quote: Nick81 @ 7th August 2014, 11:43 AM BSTI asked my photographer mate if he had any dirty pictures I could look at.
He said "I've got some good nudes and some bad nudes. Which do you want first?"
Quote: Nick81 @ 7th August 2014, 11:43 AM BSTI asked my photographer mate if he had any dirty pictures I could look at.
He said "I've got some good nudes and some bad nudes. Which do you want first?"
nice one Nick