Ian docherty also likes babycham with bols
And heroin
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What about instead -
Gerry McCann walks into a bar and asks for a Babycham.
The barman says "I think you've had one too many."
Has Anyone Ever done?
Hi my names Gerry McCann,
And leaving Windows Open was My Idea!
Just wonder? please don't kill me if it's like older than Rolf Harris!
Quote: Will Cam @ 18th July 2014, 5:10 PM BSTI was in the train station in Tangier looking for a train. The porter pointed to an enormous green striped cylindrical object filled with a not quite set creamy filling, bordered by a pastry crust.
"What the f**k is that?" I said.
"Come now sir" said the porter. "Surely you've heard of the Marrow-quiche Express >_<
Marakesh Express
It was a song by Crosby Stills & Nash & quite possibly a train before that.
I've always had fat feet. Embarrassed by seeing the reactions I got when strumpetting about in tight sandals on the beach this summer... My girlfriend finally made me see a podiatrist.
He dropped dead on the 14th hole
He must have loved golf
Golf? He was a sex maniac
Quote: Nick81 @ 18th July 2014, 9:22 AM BSTThey say you're more likely to be killed by being run over crossing the road than dying in a plane crash.
Malaysia must have some terrible drivers.
Maybe switch it. Malaysia must have the best drivers in the world?
Quote: AndyGilder @ 18th July 2014, 1:07 PM BSTToo soon?
People make jokes to deal with tragedy. It's like laughing at a funeral. It's not an appropriate event, so there really is no appropriate way to deal with it. Of course, if Nick81 was in charge of spin control, he'd be looking for a new job pretty quickly, but I don't think it was a horribly insensitive joke.
People at funerals are emotionally invested. If people ask if it's ok to make a joke and make It anyway without waiting for reply are clearly the complete opposite. If you know a joke is in poor taste don't make it in public. As humans this shouldn't be a complex issue. Why are you saying something. What do you hope to get as a response for saying it?
Um... who are you replying to? Because I was replying to two other people.
Who knows now?
Nate - Andy was saying "too soon" in the build up to his own joke, not questioning the timing of the joke.
I make no apologies for the joke, as that's all it is.
No he wasn't. And no apology is required for me from you.
Quote: NateSean @ 19th July 2014, 3:07 PM BSTUm... who are you replying to? Because I was replying to two other people.
I'd say, Why are you replying,to him replying,to you replying, but then you'd say, Why am I Replying, to you replying, to him replying, to you replying, then he'd say, why are you replying, to my replying, to you replying to him replying, to your replying, and I'd say,why is he replying,to you replying,to my replying, to you replying, to him replying, to you replying, and You'd say, why am I replying,to his replying,to you replying,to my replying, to you replying,to him replying, to you replying,then I'd say,
No comment!
The case rests.