So much for a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
All I found was Rod, Jane and Freddy signing on.
So much for a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
All I found was Rod, Jane and Freddy signing on.
Quote: NateSean @ 16th July 2014, 8:55 PM BSTIn order to gain some public exposure, I thought it would be a good idea to get a performer's license. So I went to town hall and told the lady at the desk that I would like to expose myself in public.
good joke but too explained
She said are you a comedian? I said no and got my cock out .
I decided to sell my stuffed labrador on eBay.
It didn't fetch very much.
Why don't feminists like fencing?
Because the swords are rapier
Quote: Marc P @ 16th July 2014, 9:45 PM BSTShe said are you a comedian? I said no and got my cannon & balls out .
Nice one
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 17th July 2014, 2:33 AM BSTNice one
Cheers Steve, it's the very subtle nuances sometimes that makes all the difference. I hope you didn't mind me re crafting your ending Nate?
I once got accused of being a physical entity
To be fair, I do have form
Quote: Will Cam @ 16th July 2014, 2:47 PM BSTThatis a quite excellent joke (you could trim the 'but not')
Maybe like this...
http://favstar.fm/users/AndyGilder/status/453239865497628672
I'm writing a biography on witches, warts and all.
I've got a similar Demerera joke on Twitter
Although it's a bit longer.
Quote: Marc P @ 17th July 2014, 6:56 AM BSTCheers Steve, it's the very subtle nuances sometimes that makes all the difference. I hope you didn't mind me re crafting your ending Nate?
We have an open relationship You can do whatever you want to my end.
A: I've got sham constipation.
B: What's that?
A: A little shampoo followed by a lot of champagne.
Quote: NateSean @ 17th July 2014, 3:44 PM BSTWe have an open relationship You can do whatever you want to my end.
That's extremely gentlemanly of you sir! Thank you.
Quote: AndyGilder @ 17th July 2014, 1:36 PM BSTI once got accused of being a physical entity
To be fair, I do have form
Maybe like this...
http://favstar.fm/users/AndyGilder/status/453239865497628672
My version was bit longer https://twitter.com/SteveSunshines/status/270997619734638592
I have great memories of my old Origami teacher
I keep photos of him in a special folder I call special folder