OMG, Just saw an argument between Michael Phelps and Rebecca Adlington.
It was all going swimmingly before that.
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Did he Phelps her up?
A year ago a man was smashed over the head with a tub of margarine. He is still receiving treatment for his injuries to this day.
A hospital insider is quoted as saying, "I can't believe it's not better!!"
Nice.
Hello Dragons, I'd like to ask for a one million pound investment for my new company, Bilk and Abscond.
Someone told me I was easily persuaded today!
I didn't agree at first, but they quickly convinced me they were right!
Little Johnny at school one day talking to his teacher.
He said, "My daddy has started bird-watching Miss."
Miss Jones, "Has he? How do you know?"
Little Johnny replied, "Well, last night I needed help with my spelling so I went to mum and dad's bedroom. I turned the door knob and started to push the door open when I heard my dad shout, "SWALLOW, SWIFT!!"
Silly one;
In the pub the other day I saw a bloke playing pool against a glass of yellowish liquid that belonged to another bloke with horns on his head,
He was playing Devil's Advokaat!
UK: Sperm shortage. Doctors say it looks a bit thin on the ground.
Quote: Wadley @ 30th June 2014, 3:48 PM BSTLittle Johnny
There's a whole series of Little Johnny jokes out there. Did you write this one or is it one you heard?
If women love shoes so much, why don't they just marry them?
Would probably get cold feet at the alter.
Quote: danphobic @ 1st July 2014, 12:07 AM BSTIf women love shoes so much, why don't they just marry them?
Would probably get cold feet at the alter.
nice one
There's a guy down the street who raises his own chickens and some of the neighbors complained to the local board of health who were worried that their children were being exposed to his cock.
I didn't have time to train my Cockerel today
So I've had to add it to my To Doodle Do list
Nice one steve
Whats Stewart Lees favourtie donut, a Brigette Kristy Kreme
Before I went to Paris, my mate asked me to bring him back a bottle of the green fairy.
I told him there's no point because you can get that kind of washing up liquid over here as well.