I've joined a dating site for non-smokers. So far I've had no matches
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or fags.. What!
Did you end up having to roll your own?
I joined a website called "Carbon Dating"
You should have seen some of the old fossils they were trying to set me up with!
Quote: Jeremy Dillon @ 4th April 2014, 3:04 PM BSTI've joined a dating site for non-smokers. So far I've had no matches
Any old flames?
No but I got to tap some ash.
My boy Charlie's latest joke: "What did the Polo do when it couldn't control its temper? It went on an anger managemint course!"
He says it's something he made up himself so I was well impressed - he's only 11 
Gassing "too humane" for Princess Anne, say badgers...
A quick explanation. There was a news item about kids smoking coffee beans and grounds. So after much brainstorming, this is the first real joke I have written down. Much advice appreciated.
Kids are smoking coffee beans now. Gotta give them credit, when I go into a coffee shop I think, "Damn, I'm tired. I need a refresher." Not, "Is there anything in here that I can light on fire and then inhale?"
Quote: NateSean @ 5th April 2014, 4:14 PM BSTA quick explanation. There was a news item about kids smoking coffee beans and grounds. So after much brainstorming, this is the first real joke I have written down. Much advice appreciated.
Kids are smoking coffee beans now. Gotta give them credit, when I go into a coffee shop I think, "Damn, I'm tired. I need a refresher." Not, "Is there anything in here that I can light on fire and then inhale?"
Starbucks to introduce new "no drinking" areas.
Quote: NateSean @ 5th April 2014, 4:14 PM BSTA quick explanation. There was a news item about kids smoking coffee beans and grounds. So after much brainstorming, this is the first real joke I have written down. Much advice appreciated.
Kids are smoking coffee beans now. Gotta give them credit, when I go into a coffee shop I think, "Damn, I'm tired. I need a refresher." Not, "Is there anything in here that I can light on fire and then inhale?"
I just became a Folgers crystals meth dealer
What's Daryl out of the Walking Deads favourite cocktail
Zombie headshots
You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to catch me out. I'm a milkman.
Someone saw the video of my very first performance and told me I should move out to LA. I don't know if they thought I was funny or if they wanted me to be homeless again.
I've recently started hanging around battery farms. It turns out they're a great place to pick up chicks.
Trying to get rid of a boil.
The advice from medical journals appears to be "Lancet".