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Teachers -

Ironically, behaving like children to get their own way.

Thieves stole the top section of Cleopatra's needle early this morning. Police seemed strangely reluctant to investigate, saying: "There's no point anymore".

Lib Dems have been spiking Nick Cleggs tea with viagra
It can make any prick stand up for its self

Sam Allardyce went to a party in drag
He wore a long ball gown

Winner of Clegg-Farage debate declared as satire.

I've just read a book about the 13th, 5th and 8th letter of the alphabet. To be honest, it's a bit Meh!

booyah

What's the difference between the pictures and a movie?

The pictures, is where your parents used to go on a date.

A movie, is a blended fruit drink for deaf people.

A movie contains fruit and a picture contains gin?

I can't stop reading books about Florence Nightingale and Grace Darling. I think I'm becoming a heroine addict.

I didn't mean to shag my wife's sister in my sleep, it was just a bad case of 'unconscious coupling.'

Here's a challenge, I'm writing a speech for a multi faith meeting at the NY Turkish cultural centre.
So I want one featuring, a rabbi, a priest and an iman, clean, none racist and none theistic.

I'll put up my efforts in a bit, lets see if you rebels can better them.

I can't get my I-man to synch

A rabbi and a priest walked up to a iman and said "What's an iman?"

I like steve's