I was obsessed with the Beatles, but now I feel fine.
I was obsessed with JCS, but now everything's all right. Yes, everything's fine.
I was obsessed with One Direction. No I wasn't. They are shit.
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What's the difference between old-fashioned and vintage? 500 quid.
They want to eradicate American spelling. I'm skeptical.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Michael Monkhouse
BLAM!
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 11th June 2022, 8:48 AMWhat's the difference between old-fashioned and vintage? 500 quid.
Nice.
76238 jokes in and I get a compliment. Where's my diary?
My dad keeps going on about his dribbly arsehole. He should put a sock in it.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Geri Halliwell.
Geri Halliwell who?
Geri Halliwell from the Spice Girls, duh!
I was feeling a bit down but a friend said to cheer up, things could be worse. I could be stuck halfway down a hole in the ground, full of water.
I thought that was a stupid thing to say but I knew he meant well.
John Lennon makes three holes in the ground. Well, well, well... Oh well.
My dog doesn't have a nose. That's the joke.
My dog has no nose.
How does it smell?
With great difficulty. I told you, the poor fellow has no nose!
My Dog has no Knows
How does he spell?
Terrible
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 19th June 2022, 11:07 PMMy Dog has no Knows
How does he spell?
Terrible
A cracker Steve
I said to Frank Carson, What's the name of that crunchy snack you put cheese on?
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 20th June 2022, 12:09 PMI said to Frank Carson, What's the name of that crunchy snack you put cheese on?
Ritz.
Toast