What's the difference between a homosexual and harassment? A homosexual comes out straightaway.
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Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 20th February 2022, 9:57 AMA homosexual comes out straightaway.
I'm not sure that this is true.
What hurts and comes out after 20 years? Sexual harassment.
Loneliest guy I've ever heard of? Jack Shit. No one knows him.
His family knows him.
His wife Ivana and his son Justin.
His Uncle Mustafa and his cleaner Polly
And he's a virgin. No one does him.
David Beckham loves posh nosh. He likes to dine out at expensive restaurants as well.
The BBC has accused David Beckham of overexposure. David will be on the BBC to talk about that later,
Bored of regular sex? Try incest. Up the anti.
Now that the NHS has returned to some normality, the nurses on the dermatology ward have started a competition.
Spot the boil.
Doctor, I'm impotent. - What's up?
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 22nd February 2022, 7:59 AMHis family knows him.
His wife Ivana and his son Justin.
His Uncle Mustafa and his cleaner Polly
Justin?
Gillian Anderson went to the dentist for an extraction. The tooth is out there.
I read about a central European country being set up in the early Middle Ages when the Pannonian Basin was conquered by semi-nomadic immigrants from the East. It said, Stop it, you're making me Hungary.
What's the difference between Covid and my mother's legs? Covid won't spread forever.