Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 2nd October 2021, 3:59 PMWell, I liked it.
I didn't *dis*like it! But it went over my head for sure.
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Can't understand the clitoris. It's over my head.
I just can't put my finger on it.
What's the difference between Pontius Pilate and a masturbator? Pontius Pilate washes his hands BEFORE screaming 'Jesus'.
I have to go for a whole day without mentioning Halloween or any Spice Girl. Scary!
Gordon Ramsay has written a new TV series. It's called I Don't Give a F**k What You Did Last Summer.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 2nd October 2021, 9:05 AMWhat's green, got 64 legs and excites priests? Little House on the Prairie.
Bit surreal, isn't it?! I mean, I laughed, it's my humour, but was it supposed to make sense?
Quote: a plate @ 28th October 2021, 9:25 PMBit surreal, isn't it?! I mean, I laughed, it's my humour, but was it supposed to make sense?
Of course not. It's Monkhouse.
Quote: a plate @ 28th October 2021, 9:25 PMBit surreal, isn't it?! I mean, I laughed, it's my humour, but was it supposed to make sense?
I got a laugh! Where's my diary?
Just worked out how to shit continuously. Way to go.
The trading standards will be after you.
I thought I could overcome my Beatles obsession. I should've known better.
I can never remember any Rag n Bone Man lyrics. I'm only human, after all.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 30th January 2022, 5:53 PMI can never remember any Rag n Bone Man lyrics. I'm only human, after all.
Are you sure about that?
I can never remember any One Direction. Thank f**k for that.