Micheal did you know that half the things in the song Penny Lane are actually on Allerton Road and ones on Mather Avenue . If they wrote that today Google Earth would sue them.
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Linda accused Paul of writing repetitive Bsides. He said, It's not true, it's not true, it's not true.
Linda accused Paul of wanting to be in Slotheringdon. He said, Be where, my love?
Linda accused Paul of liking One Direction. He said, F**k off. They are shit.
Ah I remember my favourite Beatles song like it was Yesterday
Speaking of which
My mate asked me if I could get a Smokey Robinson tribute band together to play at his Wedding
I Said i'd try just don't expect any Miracles
Stormzy called his concert off because he was under the weather.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 25th June 2021, 11:31 PMAh I remember my favourite Beatles song like it was Yesterday
I thought I could overcome my Beatles obsession. I should've known better.
There's a man I know in Beverly Hills who was recently diagnosed with a serious STD so as soon as he left the doctor's surgery he went round to Madonna's house, had intercourse with her daughter and was immediately cured.
My dad keeps lecturing me about my Madonna obsession. I said, Papa don't preach.
I was gardening recently when I noticed my pervy neighbour was watching me through a gap in the fence. I gave him the green finger.
I had a strange up and down day this morning in town
First I found a hat, full of money.
Then this big bloke with a guitar chased me for half a mile.
My dad has a penis growing out of his head, but he keeps it under his hat.
Quote: alison blunderland @ 6th July 2021, 1:32 PMI was gardening recently when I noticed my pervy neighbour was watching me through a gap in the fence. I gave him the green finger.
My dad has green fingers. C**t's been dead for six months.
At the restaurant I asked the waiter to bring me a bottle of something that goes well with fish
so he brought me a bottle of sea water
My fish likes balancing on a stool. It's a-perch.
If you pour root beer into a square glass, does it taste like normal beer?
Quote: alison blunderland @ 11th July 2021, 12:42 PMIf you pour root beer into a square glass, does it taste like normal beer?
Very nice.
I got in trouble putting heroin in my candied cherries. Turns out it's a glacé drug.
Took a photo masturbating into a cup. Nice mug shot.