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Will that joke say hello to the 70's for us :) :)

You want pop jokes that have dated badly?

I caught a serious illness after a clash of heads with the singer from Imagination.

It's Leee John's Hair Disease

It's not all bad news for the remaining Ghostbusters following Egon's death.

At least they've already got a hearse.

If you're going to joke about some one who was actually loved then bring a better joke.

That and it was an ambulance.

Quote: sootyj @ 24th February 2014, 7:29 PM GMT

If you're going to joke about some one who was actually loved then bring a better joke.

That and it was an ambulance.

It was a hearse, I even searched on Google just to check. Thanks for the feedback though.

http://ghostbusters.wikia.com/wiki/Ecto-1

it could be either, turns out we were both right.

Harold Ramis asked to be buried with his favourite guitar...apparently he fancied trying a bit of ghostbusking...

I say I say did you hear about Harold Ramis's death

Yes it was a sad loss, that such a funny man will be remembered by so many weak jokes.

How many Harold Ramis's does it take to change a light bulb.

Haven't you heard he's dead, why don't you ask Bill Murry

This one has a very narrow audience but I have used it to great effect amongst my ex-raving guardian reading pram pushing buddies:

Where do SL2 get rid of their old furniture?
On a ragga tip.

Oh very nice

Sometimes I like to walk around my local orphanage going
"No to ugly, Oh no, not her, Not with that hair, god, the eyes are far to close together, Don't you have any cute kids I could adopt?"
then walk out!
I feel it gives them a true feeling of self worth!

Ah Tuesday, like waking up in the wet patch then remembering you didn't have sex last night....

Farewell, Egon Spengler

You crossed the beams that separate this life from the next.

22 I watched this TV advert and saw it advertise magic boner pills. One pill equals a 4 hour boner, I bought some and told my girlfriend I'd taken one.
She said
"Oh the Xbox pills"
"X box pills?"
"You're going to be playing on your own for 4 hours"

Why couldn't Egon Spengler enter Hades, because he couldn't cross the streams.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 25th February 2014, 9:28 PM GMT

Jokes about flooding in Somerset are wrong on so many levels.

I would never sink that low!

Feel a bit out of my depth on this subject,

but I am awash with ideas,

may the man with the best joke rain supreme!

Manchester City fans have a new favourite drink called "The David Moyes."

It's a scotch on the rocks.

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