Quote: sootyj @ 16th December 2013, 2:46 PMHow about a thread for jokes, where we can post lots of jokes.
Because jokes are awesome and make us happy.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 14th June 2021, 9:36 AMObsessed with disco? Walk out the door.
Oh, the irony! Of you posting a "joke" on a thread started by Sootyj. 
I've just opened a Hip Hop hairdressers
Dr Dre does the cuts and Sean combs
I worked out how to get away with making misogynistic, racist music. It's a rap.
What do you call a cross between Nirvana and One Direction? The Foo Fighters. They are shit.
I told my American Friend I'd seen a Crab walking along the pavement
He said don't you mean sidewalk?
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 16th June 2021, 12:49 AMI told my American Friend I'd seen a Crab walking along the pavement
He said don't you mean sidewalk?
Thhrrrrump Tisshhhhh..............I thangyow
I hate it when Americans change the accent: adverTISEment, ADdress, deTAIL... Its so FRUSTrating.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
My dad says he masturbates to flowers. Poppycock.
A 16-year-old student just confided in me to say he's gay. I said, It's FINE. You're such an ugly, spotty c**t no one's gonna f**k you anyway.
Thelma and Louise star argues they destroyed female stereotypes and recalls the male backlash... That's a woman who waits thirty years for the right moment to bring up something you did and moan about it. (And if you think that's sexist, don't worry your pretty little head over it.)
I've just received some feedback on a script I submitted. They say I appear to have a limited vocabulary.
The bastards. That is not only unfair, it's unfair!
An intelligent man never repeats himself. - Hear hear.
What do the Rocky movies and a single Lemon have in common?
Sliced alone
Ringo said to Paul and George, 'I wouldn't marry Yoko.' They said, 'Nor we. John would.'