Freddie Mercury had a half orchiectomy. I said, How are you? He said, I'm having such a good time. I'm having a ball.
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An old joke about vegans can be transposed nicely to the present situation.
How do you know if someone is an anti-vaxxer?
They'll tell you.
Why did the vegan cross the road? I don't give a f**k, just as long as he f**ked off.
I said to a 15-year-old penis, 'What does your owner do every night?' It shrugged. 'Beats me.'
When I opened the Bar today I told the punters there was a free drink on the house
everyone cheered until I started handing out the Bingo Tickets
(C)
Why guitarists like to screw bulbs?
They want to get into an anecdote.
On this day 7th June 1520 Henry VIII of England and Francis I of France and their entourage gathered at the Field of the Cloth of Gold near Calais, France. Henry complained the beer tasted of piss so they all moved on to the Dog and Duck at twenty past four
What happened when Ed played music to his manager? Sheeran.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 4th June 2021, 10:36 PMWhen I opened the Bar today I told the punters there was a free drink on the house
everyone cheered until I started handing out the Bingo Tickets
Could you get one for a one liner?
I'm head of the wanking community. They call me The Big Cheese.
Three Lions on my Chest!
I should never have got out of the Jeep
I caught an STD from a blues guitarist.
Slow hand clap.
I've had diarrhea for seven years. I'm losing my shit.
Obsessed with disco? Walk out the door.