Gary Neville : "Howard Webb is definitly the best referee around."
He's hardly going to slag off a former team mate is he?
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Never heard of the small penis society?
I'm actually one of their biggest members!
There was a scandal at my sons school when the headmaster's daughter won the model making competition.
It was air fix.
Tears at Ivy Blue's birthday party, as mum Beyoncé overestimates just how long a room full of kids will wait for jelly.
When it comes to teaching animals at the zoo tricks, seals are always on the ball.
Giving a lecture to the British Naturist Society tomorrow. Really nervous.
Going to try imagining them with their clothes on.
Quote: AndyGilder @ 19th February 2014, 7:28 PM GMTGiving a lecture to the British Naturist Society tomorrow. Really nervous.
Going to try imagining them with their clothes on.
Nice reversal. It made me smile anyway.
They've brought out a new margarine for carnivores
It's called I Can't Believe It's Not Flora.
New strap line for Mars Bars sold in Glasgow 'I can't believe its not battered'
Who is the most acidic pop star?
Pharrell Williams. He has a pH of one to two.
Nerves got the better of Team GB on the ice today. Several of the players curled one out.
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 21st February 2014, 4:49 PM GMTNerves got the better of Team GB on the ice today. Several of the players curled one out.
They were just a stones throw from victory.
I was successful in my job application to Dave and my interview is last year.
Like it . That's worth a repeat
After an encore of This Town Ain't Big Enough for the Both of Us, I saw the band arguing as they boarded their plane. Sparks were flying.