What's the difference between money and a masturbator? Money might change hands.
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What does the priest do to 53 children? Bugger all.
Had an argument with the sun. I said, The world doesn't revolve around you.
De Priest is like Mozart's Requiem Mass. It's stuck in De Minor.
Last time I toured with Guns and Roses, I had fun hiding the portable toilets... They weren't amused. They said, Where do we go now?
My grandfather lost his pubes in the 'air raids.
The school bully made me stop using Greek. What an alpha male.
I passed exams in queer studies, lesbian studies, gay studies, lesbigay studies and transgender studies. I got straight As.
Watson, I'm constipated. - No shit, Sherlock?
What's the difference between imagination and a teen? Imagination comes to life, a teen lives to come.
What does an Italian say to an American in Rome? Anything he likes, the c**t won't've learnt the language.
What do you say to a cockney baker when she runs out of dildoes? Use your loaf.
What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson menstruating.
Castration quickie. Let's chase to the cut.
John Travolta and Olivia Newton John in maths class. They're multiplyin'.