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Ahthat's a good rhyme, I'd go with a simpler approach to make the most of it.

Whos the sweetest dictator in Africa

Robert Agave

I'm writing a sitcom based on an airline, but I'm struggling to come up with enough characters.

It's just a pilot at the moment.

Quote: AndyGilder @ 6th February 2014, 1:26 PM GMT

I'm writing a sitcom based on an airline, but I'm struggling to come up with enough characters.

It's just a pilot at the moment.

Nice.

Quote: NateSean @ 6th February 2014, 11:06 AM GMT

I wanted to be a wealthy philanthropist when I grew up. Fell short of my goal and now I'm just pissed.

(I know that "pissed" in the US and UK different meanings but I think it works in either context.)

? try:

My name is Phil I wanted to be a wealthy philanthropist when I grew up. Fell short of my goal and now I'm just Phil and pissed.

Smarmy

Quote: AndyGilder @ 6th February 2014, 1:26 PM GMT

I'm writing a sitcom based on an airline, but I'm struggling to come up with enough characters.

It's just a pilot at the moment.

If you invited the head head of the UK olympic committee would it be a Coe Pilot

Never make a joke about your bum, I did and someone pinched it

I don't know why the RMT aren't outlawed they're clearly an underground union.

After a successful trial, David Moyes has made a tentative loan move for William Roaches defence.

I don't think much of this Clay mask
It's made me look nothing like a young Muhammed Ali

Poundland are worried about the rise of the 99p store.

Finally, the penny has dropped.

Prostitution is a word of mouth business.

Surely its a sword in mouth business

I was going to go for pork sword in mouth, but I thought that disturbed the rhythmn

First he strangles Nigella, now he's against gays.

He's a right piece of work that Sochi bloke isn't he?

Quote: sootyj @ 6th February 2014, 3:45 PM GMT

Never make a joke about your bum, I did and someone pinched it

now that's a good pun

What about those body snatchers in the 1800's who sold bodies on The Wirral - Burke and Head

good pun,

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