Quote: Facet @ 5th December 2017, 7:12 PMI started dating an animal lover from Australia and as a result, I've started to live with these terrifying, man-eating pets, or as she likes to call them 'her kids'.
An organ transplant driver took me out for dinner last night. There's a man after my own heart.
It's tough being single at my age. All my friends are getting married and having kids and I'm sat on my laptop looking at Batman memes.
(these are the first 3 jokes I have written)
I agree the second one is very good. The first one is OK but you'll have to explain the third one to me.