Quote: gappy @ 16th December 2013, 5:33 PM GMTI used to be married to a woman who made mustard, but one day I got home and found she'd written me a Dijon letter.
Better if it was; " I used to be ENGAGED to... "
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 16th December 2013, 5:43 PM GMTMy wife was ready to divorce me when our 8 year old son told her that a woman had answered my mobile phone.
She asked him 'what exactly did this woman say'
He said The person you are calling is not available at the moment
Better as:
My wife was ready to divorce me when our 8 year old son told her that a woman had answered my mobile phone.
SO I asked him 'what exactly did this woman say'
He said "The person you are calling is not available at the moment"