Berlusconi feeding a lamb... Strange, normally it's his lips on the kid's teat.
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I was jerking off to Gillian Anderson and jizzed over David Duchovny by mistake. Oh well, the juice is out there.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sean Spicer.
Sean Spicer who?
Sean Spicer who has never knocked on your door at any time, nor ever will.
According to Wikipedia, gonorrhea is an 'unwelcome, repellent by-product of two people f**king'. I thought that was Noel Edmonds.
Why would you go to Woody Allen to discover 'Everything you always wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask'? Guy bonks his daughter.
In 1977, the Queen had to paint a Rabbi's stomach with metallic gloss. It was her Silver Jubilee.
Quote: Patrick Robinson @ 18th April 2017, 11:21 AMIn 1977, the Queen had to paint a Rabbi's stomach with metallic gloss. It was her Silver Jubilee.
I don't get that one. I can't see the connection between jubilee and a rabbi's stomach
Jew Bellie.
I had to think about it.
Thanks, better spoken than written then :/
Yep Jew Belly.
I have a recurring dream where Mel C poohs in my mouth. I wake up with this shit-eating grin on my face.
Going to start a new hobby: procrastination. Starts tomorrow.
Tomorrow I'm going to stop procrastinating, has been done to death 
I hate those narcissists. They want to take a long hard look in the mirror.
Celeb news: Cheryl and Liam Payne are reported to have named their baby son Bear. That's funny: Bear Payne is what I have to do when I hear any music by Cheryl Cole or 1 Direction.