I have two penises. I like one as it is generous, but the other - it's just not my kinder thing.
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Pete Burns - his heart went Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom .. until it didn't.. 
He'd forgive me for that one as I bought his records - great singer/showman.
Vandals burnt my house down. - Arson fire? - Yes, and the rest of me.
Quote: Frankie Rage @ 25th October 2016, 10:57 AMPete Burns - his heart went Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom .. until it didn't..
He'd forgive me for that one as I bought his records - great singer/showman.
Sad about Pete Burns. - Dead or Alive? - F**k off.
After that joke his body will be spinning in his grave right round baby right round.
Quote: Frankie Rage @ 25th October 2016, 10:57 AMPete Burns - his heart went Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom .. until it didn't..
He'd forgive me for that one as I bought his records - great singer/showman.
After his heart attack, medics attempted to revive him but were unable to bring him round, round, baby, right round.
When the waiter gave Aggie a framed photoe, she realised the importance of diction when asking for a pitcher of lemonade.
I ate a dynamite sandwich and it blew my socks off. I had a date with Miss Dynamite and she blew.
DIY stores.. Homebase is okay and I quite like B&Q as well.. but you can't hold a candle to Wickes.
I said, Doctor, I'm impotent. He said, What's up?
Chocolate makes you impotent, well according to Willy Wonka.
27/10/16 : In the news today, 'National Sperm Bank Stops Recruiting'.
Apparently they couldn't get enough men to come forward..
You couldn't make it up..
That'll stand for some time..
I read, 'Libya: 5000 men ready to enter.' I thought, That's not Libya - it's George Michael.
I asked the electrician to fix my plug, he re-fused.
Some women are so dependent on masturbation they refuse men. It's a-dick-shun.
Michael Hutchence seduces some dough. He says, I'll knead you tonight.