Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 8th October 2016, 12:28 PMI told Geri Halliwell ....
I asked each Spice girl are you a star ? There was no Halliwell comment.
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Briefly, where do bad bollocks stay when they die? In a nuts' Hell.
Quote: Nick Nockerty @ 9th October 2016, 12:42 PMI asked each Spice girl are you a star ? There was no Halliwell comment.
People say, You can't love the Spice Girls and hate One Direction cos they're the same... True. Spice Girls - One Direction - I'm watching five c**ts.
Miley Cyrus says she's worn out sledgehammers and is moving on to dollar bills. Fans say, Put your money where your mouth is.
Shania Twain can't conjugate verbs. That don't impress me much.
Mr Fred Ho was planning to take his wife and daughter on a Christmas holiday. Ho, Ho, Ho. But it got cancelled. Ho, Ho, Ho, no.
I made a film about castration. Cut!
I was compiling a text on the history of trousers. I had found a very old pair once belonging to William Hill which was quite a turn up for the book..
What do you call a zoo with no underpants? Knickerless Cage.
A rosebush I know was getting all hoity-toity but I nipped that in the bud..
I saw a bee fly by with a bell around it's neck. That's what they call a humdinger!
A bloke confessed to being a passport forger but was later found to be faking it.
What happened vwhen Mary and Joseph dropped a plate? Jesus swept.
My maths class is struggling, I asked them what increases a number, addition or subtraction, they were divided.
I used to be a Latin lover. Now I prefer Greek.
At least the family of Pete Burns will save a little bit of money -
They won't need an embalmer.