I wanted that new actor 'Sunni Le Poulet' to star in my screenplay, unfortunately I had already cast Shia Lebouf in the other role. They seem to have some kind of ongoing religious beef, but both chicken out whenever it gets too hot.
On a different subject.
I've always wondered if curtains in cowsheds are called beef curtains?
The last slaughterhouse I went to there was a nordic quintet singing songs about going to fight on the front line. They where called Abba T'War.