The priest child sex abuse scandal is cloaked in mystery.
Can't we just ask individual priests how they got to the bottom of it, and describe the ins and outs?
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Cliff Richard is a vampire ! These days his shows never cast a Shadow.
To prove he has nothing to hide, he's officialy run off to live in Barbados (no joke). "Young ones, nothing but the young ones."
What's the difference between a tampax and 'The Best of the 70s'? A tampax has wings on it.
I'm sure this post is called "Tell us a Joke"! not "Make me puke into my lunch"?
Please, less smut more smiles everyone!!!!!
Quote: FunyHaHA Not Funy Strange @ 23rd March 2016, 1:26 PM GMTI'm sure this post is called "Tell us a Joke"! not "Make me puke into my lunch"?
Please, less smut more smiles everyone!!!!!
Sorry. I don't get that one. Or was it 2 different jokes?
I'm currently writing a sitcom about two compulsive thieves. It's called Klepto and Son
I'm rather sensitive over water surrounding castles. It's a moat point.
The reason evergreen trees are so uptight is they have no way to re-leave themselves.
Winter enters when Autumn leaves.
(God, I'm feeling pretty f**king poetic today)
I heard my wife shout "Oh no. I've run out of paper"
So I shouted "printer or bog?"
*Ghost joke*
I was killed by a bus.
Didn't see that one coming.
Went to a blind prostitute. Didn't see it coming.
Driving through the safari park I saw a monkey masturbating.
Didn't see it coming.
My dad said, I'll give you 50 quid if you shut up about the Pet Shop Boys. I said, What have I done to deserve this?
I've got a date with a hot DNA scientist.
Can't wait to get into her genes.