Quote: billwill @ 23rd January 2014, 1:40 PM GMTReverse it ?
Quote: FunyHaHA Not Funy Strange @ 23rd January 2014, 2:13 PM GMTKnowing my high school has a nurse who hands out free condoms, and it's own day care centre, makes me think she's not very good at her job!
I'm going to work on it some more. I appreciate the suggestions. 
Quote: FunyHaHA Not Funy Strange @ 23rd January 2014, 8:59 PM GMTwhat's the best line anyone can think of to follow?
I went out with a girl called Hokey Cokey,
Which is a bit ironic really considering she had no legs to put in or out.
I said to Arnie, why did you get this apartment overlooking a supermarket.
He said Vista la Asda baby
I was really worrying about who to go as for a 'bad taste' fancy dress party, so I went as coriander.
Quote: danphobic @ 23rd January 2014, 10:48 PM GMTI was really worrying about who to go as for a 'bad taste' fancy dress party, so I went as coriander.
Hey, I love the taste of Coriander.
Quote: billwill @ 23rd January 2014, 11:00 PM GMTHey, I love the taste of Coriander.
I am one of those weirdo's who thinks it tastes like soap. I still maintain that the other 80% of people are wrong.
The January winds in tropical hot Singapore have been so cold lately I woke up this morning with a bloody British accent.
I last wore a mini-skirt in 1997. The Pope has never been the same since.
I've been shagging one the girls off that Channel 4 documentary, it's not serious, just friends with benefits.
I realise I'm prob not the first one to have thought of that. My personal laptop has died and I can't tweet this from work 
woe is me, first world problems.
Joint Facebook accounts -
Letting the whole world know, one of you cheated.
Quote: Nick81 @ 24th January 2014, 11:01 AM GMTJoint Facebook accounts -
Letting the whole world know, one of you cheated.
Excellent!!!
Quote: danphobic @ 23rd January 2014, 2:10 PM GMTNice I like the NSA connection.
What did they play after hokey cokey? Pass the parcel?
Aye, except in the Parcelforce version you can only use your feet.
Quote: billwill @ 23rd January 2014, 11:00 PM GMTHey, I love the taste of Coriander.
In the morning?
Quote: billwill @ 23rd January 2014, 11:00 PM GMTHey, I love the taste of Coriander.
My wife has a beautifully trimmed Coriander bush...
Loneliness is increasing in the west and it's hard being lonely. I don't have that problem luckily. I just go to my bathroom and talk to my friend that lives in the mirror.
Did you hear about the cure for cancer? Neither did I, because apparently Justin Bieber was more important.
I read that Bieber met with his groupies this weekend. Be that scared the shit out of him in lock up.