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Prince Charles looked in the mirror and couldn't believe his ears.
I have a book on milk. I skimmed over it.
I was nearly impaled by a ruler. I was within an inch of my life being over.
My face is un-punchable and you can't beat that.
I would rant about slides but it's a slippery slope to go down.
Quote: Woozie @ 10th October 2015, 4:20 PM BSTI would rant about slides but it's a slippery slope to go down.
Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.
My best friend is my abacus. It's the only thing I can count on.
What does my wife give my credit card at Christmas? Her best swishes.
What happened when Mary and Joseph dropped a plate? Jesus swept.
How does a clown stay warm? Big top.
Quote: Woozie @ 17th October 2015, 3:11 AM BSTHow does a clown stay warm? Big top.
The snag with that joke is that it evokes dreadful memories of the worst sitcom in the universe - the BBC's 'Big Top' from 2009.
It's too soon.
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 16th October 2015, 10:42 PM BSTGood old Doddy.
I thought of it independently but it's probably been done before.
Melanie C's arse. I could eat the shit out of that.
There was a man knocking on our neighbours door with a wooden leg. I said they were more likely to answer if he used the bell.
Great minds and all that...
Fancy dress orgy. Come in your costume.
Comedy about priests getting married. Honey, I f**ked the kids.
I hate all covers, quilts and sheets. Bit of a blanket statement.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 17th October 2015, 10:53 AM BSTI thought of it independently but it's probably been done before.
Melanie C's arse. I could eat the shit out of that.
There's a reason Melanie C's arse hasn't been done before. Now I can't get that image out of my head. Ahhhhh. I need to cleanse my palate with Cream of Tartar (Posh Spice).
You will Never Be The Same Again either.
What's the difference between Mel C and a disappointment? A disappointment pricks my bubble.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 17th October 2015, 3:11 PM BSTYou will Never Be The Same Again either.
What's the difference between Mel C and a disappointment? A disappointment pricks my bubble.
What do you get if you cross Mel B with Mel C and D ? A Melage et twa.
OK I feel better now Mel B's in the picture. I'm begging you Michael no more Mel C body parts.
Is it just me, or is Mel B's mole getting bigger and bigger? She must work for MI5.
I get blow jobs off my uncle's wives. I got aunts in me pants.
What Dice Clay's favourite letter? O!