Overheard at the funeral of Rene Descartes:
"I *told* him not to stop thinking".
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Quote: Rood Eye @ 19th September 2015, 11:01 PM BSTMy daughter Ava is about to marry a Mr Joiner.
And they're going to live in Birmingham.
No idea what this means. Do you have to have the accent?
Quote: Rood Eye @ 19th September 2015, 11:01 PM BSTMy daughter Ava is about to marry a Mr Joiner.
And they're going to live in Birmingham.
Quote: Chappers @ 20th September 2015, 5:31 PM BSTNo idea what this means. Do you have to have the accent?
It probably works better when spoken than when written.
'Ava' rhymes with 'saver' (as in 'Ava Gardner').
And, although the joke works well enough without reference to accent, using the name in Birmingham would certainly raise more than a few local eyebrows.
Ava Joiner?
Please PM me as I must be really stupid.
Stephen Hawking managed to wank. A stroke of genius.
Jackie Collins passed away today in Los Angeles.
Sources close to the family say her coffin will be of traditional shape rather than the 'Y-shape' planned for her sister.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 20th September 2015, 6:53 PM BSTStephen Hawking managed to wank. A stroke of genius.
I saw Stewart Lee masturbating the other day. I thought, Terry Christian's let himself come.
Quote: Chappers @ 20th September 2015, 6:34 PM BSTAva Joiner?
Please PM me as I must be really stupid.
In a Brummie accent say out loud:
A vir-joiner
Quote: gappy @ 20th September 2015, 7:49 PM BSTI saw Stewart Lee masturbating the other day. I thought, Terry Christian's let himself come.
My job is tugging off Stephen Hawking. I'm his right-hand man.
They all want me to do anal! Sod 'em.
Quote: Woozie @ 21st September 2015, 12:26 PM BSTThey all want me to do anal!
Anal sex: having Ms Turner backwards?
I dreamt I was lighting my farts at school, or was that a flashback ?
Quote: Woozie @ 21st September 2015, 12:26 PM BSTThey all want me to do anal! Sod 'em.
Anal sex is like One Direction. It is f**king shit.
A man walks into a bra.
He says "Sorry, love. I'm dyslexic."
Reading 'The Breeze'. It's a real page-turner.
This Henry Hoover blows. Now it's looking at me with those eyes. What a suck up.