Quote: Rood Eye @ 23rd August 2015, 8:14 AM BSTBecause, unless you have access to time-travel, you can't write a joke that's older than YOU are.
Quote: Will Cam @ 23rd August 2015, 8:16 AM BSTBecause I remember it from when I was in school circa 1977.
Okay, okay. I didn't make it up, my great grandmother did and now it's been passed on to me.
That joke is a family heirloom. So please, some respect.
Q: How many geeks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their Mothers do it for them
Quote: Yogi @ 23rd August 2015, 12:56 PM BSTOkay, okay. I didn't make it up, my great grandmother did and now it's been passed on to me.
Hmmm. I never thought of that.
I don't suppose she's still alive, is she?
I'm free on Friday night.
You know we have "buy British" ? Well my mate's an Eskimo so he's "buy polar".
Quote: Rood Eye @ 23rd August 2015, 1:36 PM BSTI'm free on Friday night.
Happy to sort that out for you mate. She might be a bit dry but that's just her sense of humour...
Quote: Nick Nockerty @ 23rd August 2015, 1:39 PM BSTYou know we have "buy British" ? Well my mate's an Eskimo so he's "buy polar".
My mate's a director of Nestlé so he's "Buy Polo!"
I've friend that want's to get all the latest gadgets and find out what they do, He's Buy curious.
Quote: Rood Eye @ 23rd August 2015, 8:14 AM BSTBecause, unless you have access to time-travel, you can't write a joke that's older than YOU are.
Maybe he's Gary Sparrow,
Quote: Rood Eye @ 23rd August 2015, 8:14 AM BSTBecause, unless you have access to time-travel, you can't write a joke that's older than YOU are.
Quote: Chappers @ 23rd August 2015, 2:47 PM BSTMaybe he's Gary Sparrow,
It would certainly explain why he's struggling to break into comedy.
What's that now?
Quote: Gary Sparrow @ 23rd August 2015, 7:30 PM BSTWhat's that now?
Gary, could you help Noah Tidwell get back?
Done! Only thing is I have one hole to 1940's East end London. So he's there. However, if his comedy is anything to go by he'll fit right in with all the bombing going on!
Four unreleased Spice Girls songs leaked. And so did I, when I saw the picture. The plot thickened, and so did I, when I saw the picture. The hits came thick and fast, and...
I went into a book shop and said to the assistant, "I'm looking for anything on Modern History?"
He sold me last weeks Newspapers!
Quote: FunyHaHA Not Funy Strange @ 24th August 2015, 5:12 PM BSTI went into a book shop and said to the assistant, "I'm looking for anything on Modern History?"
He sold me last weeks Newspapers!
I rather like that one.