Do you think clowns walk funny?
I've had it with revolving doors. I can't tell whether I'm coming or going.
Tim: I need a temporary innovation for this cushion. Anyone?
Jim: I'm not sure. Maybe stick a pin in it for now.
Tim: EUREKA! I have found a way to keep food in storage!
Jim: Can it, Tim!
Pirate: How do you finish spelling the word Hawaii? You, boy, tell me now!
Boy: Aye, Aye, Cap'n.
I've had it with sex on the toilet. I can't tell whether I'm cumming or going.